Friday, November 29, 2013

Extractor Studios: Darklyastir@gmail.com



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12/12/14 - HEY JIZZBALLS.  It's Preparation-Headsplit time.  You know the drill, but in case you forgot, here's what we need for mag #666
*Reviews of your favorite 2014 metal release
*Artwork, we will graciously except borderwork, or just anything nasty.
*Articles, rants, don't be shy we'll print almost anything!!!
*Show reviews, top 5's, top 10's of whatever
*Anything else interesting you want to see in print and distributed worldwide!!!

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11/23/14 - You primitive peckerheads ready to go APESHIT!?

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11/10/14 - Orders sent, one month countdown.

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11/9/14 - Headsplit Rekords and Moribund Cult!! The two most ruthless labels In the northwest!

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11/8/14 - Alright ya shit breathing mongrels after all the complaints and general hatemail, the site is finally coming along with a better shopping cart option, go ahead and check it out if ya don't believe me, and buy something while you're at it!!!!

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11/4/14 - Now that everyones home safe from their King Diamond adventures, it's about time for the ultimate brain slicer. Prepare yourself.
M√∂rtuus recieves an unholy bounty

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 10/29/14 - Satan enjoying some Headsplit in the fog

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10/16/14 - Alotta mayhem has taken place in the last few weeks and it's time to get back on track, no idea what that means, just watch this!!!
video

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9/22/14 - Check out the ARCHIVES section for some added artwork and comixxx

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9/21/14 - Sleazy night full of BONE BREAKIN' METAL at the Handy Slut Bar & Grill!!! Bands had names like...
WITCHVOMIT
NEKRO DRUNKZ
MANIAK
TORTURE RACK
For more pics check out (Castallian Photography)


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9/17/14 - Here's some flyers to jerk off too.

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9/12/14 - The next release lineup is a really smelly one.  We'll let you know when the shits in the mail...
Infester - Darkness Unveiled cassette (remastered)
Bloodfreak - Squalor Cassette version of new album
El Duce - Slave To Thy Master CD
Sakrificer - Relentless Torment Cassette version 
Prowler - Prowling Death Squad cassette W/ bonus tracks
Skullsplitter - Sign Of The Bastard cassette version 
Victims Of Internal Decay - S/t cassette version 
Grim Raper - 2nd full length album

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9/11/14 - WhhoaaaWHOOAAA, it's been a month without updates. What the HELL!!!? Well let me get those brown stained pink panties out of a twist for ya.  We here at the Headsplit blockhouse have been real busy-like updating our online store, accumulating the goods for the distro and getting ready for the new releases that will be revealed soon.


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8/8/14 - GET SOME
Fuck her right in the pussy Fred

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7/22/14 - New Headsplit shirts are in with sick Fukitor art, grab these babies while you can.
$15 Free Shipping in the US

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7/19/14 - The mighty Thor and Disgustor keeping it heavy.

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7/7/14 - After a SHOCKING and EXCITING weekend filled with shows and some needed R&R. We have sent in the order for the new Headplit shirts with the FUKITOR art.  Preorder by email NOW. Check the MERCH section to see an sexample! Here's Siki and some chick with toilet reading material.
Headsplit in the flesh

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6/28/14 - As you sloth COCKS already know it's time for HEADSPLIT MAG 4!!!! Oh let me tell you, this one's easily the best yet, killer bands, deranged articles, sick art, tits, blah blah BLAHHH!!!!!  Get this turd tissue now for all your bathroom activity. On sale at all the usual joints this Saturday for $4, or you can get your greasy mits on one earlier Friday July 4th at BLACK DEATH!!!! for $3

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5/1/14 - The site is undergoing kuntstruktion for a new shopping cart option.   So it'll be easier for you hillbilly bastards to get your Headsplit treatments.

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4/15/14 - New interviews from the zine, releases, and other cheap thrills have been added-I-

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4/12/14 - Tomas Stench and Disgustor keeping it fukkin nasty.

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4/10/14 - TOHHHH YEEEAHH!!! Issue #3 is here and ready to crack open your skull and sip up your weak brain matter.  As usual we have gotten bigger, harder and longer lasting material.  It will be distrubuted to the usual joints on 4/13/14 (Blackwater Records, Sandy Everyday Music, 2nd ave Records, FWC in Chinatown, and Powells) but you can get your early copy for $3 at all Headsplit Present's shows. So keep your eyes peeled and your tits perky. Ya goddamn squirrel erections...

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3/22/14 - What can we say about this unholy tour? it pretty much speaks for itself, but you can probably expect to get some graveyard dirt on your dick.

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2/22/14 - Just a reminder to send in your reviews, interviews and goddamn mental opinions in for issue #3!!!

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2/21/14 - Headsplit's proud to announce that it has joined forces with Extractor Studios! If your band needs killer recordings for one of the best deals in town, shoot us a line! 

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2/20/14 - You probably want to get to this show.  It'll make a man outta you yet, even if you're a chick!!!

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1/29/14 - Well FAMINE FEST is done and over until next year.  Great job to Chris Nukala for putting that shit on!!! and thanks to all who supported Headsplit Mobile Command.  Enjoy your shirts and Ltd. EXTRA BLACK versions of Headsplit Magazine #2!!! As usual if you want the shit check out our new Merch section and cuntact ass.

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1/10/14 - After a new years of hard drinking, partying, shows, strip clubs, fucking and barfing.  We remembered it was time to get back to business, time to bring you rhino faced bastards a mouthful of the biggest shit sandwhich we've ever conjured up.  Headsplit Magazine #2!!! This baby is loaded with goods... Available at Blackwater Records, Sandy Everyday Music, 2nd ave Records, FWC(Chinatown), Powells, Headsplit Mobile Command...

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12/8/13 - The HSR Releases page has been updated, the ones that aren't on there are lost in the pits and will be found in time..

::Out Next::

Mentors - To The Max (1st ever time on cassette - will include poster and sticker probably

Bludgeon - Gun Man (old school Portland Oregon thrash metal demo from 1990)

Lord Gore - Dark Lords Of The Cyst demo reissue

Savior - Brutal Tradition cassette

Skullsplitter album first time on cassette for this out of print cd

Sadistik Exekution - Live In Selinas 1991 cassette

Cemetery Lust - Screams Of The Violated & Orgies Of Abomination cassette versions

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12/1/13 - Hey ya salamander buttholes, we want to see your reviews on any new releases you think need attention.  With your spermissions it will be in Headsplit Magazine #2!!!

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11/28/13The dawn of 2014 is upon us, and we got a fat load of goods in store for YOU HEADSPLIT FAN FUKKKS!!! New merch, magazine #2, various Headsplit unleashings, sexual advice, Uncle Drokkers Secret Chili, and raw pterodactyl porn!!! stay pooned..

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11/3/13 - If you wanna put some hair on you balls or twat, you best show up here!!!VVV