Friday, November 29, 2013



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4/15/14 - New interviews from the zine, releases, and other cheap thrills have been added-I-

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4/12/14 - Tomas Stench and Disgustor keeping it fukkin nasty.

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4/10/14 - TOHHHH YEEEAHH!!! Issue #3 is here and ready to crack open your skull and sip up your weak brain matter.  As usual we have gotten bigger, harder and longer lasting material.  It will be distrubuted to the usual joints on 4/13/14 (Blackwater Records, Sandy Everyday Music, 2nd ave Records, FWC in Chinatown, and Powells) but you can get your early copy for $3 at all Headsplit Present's shows. So keep your eyes peeled and your tits perky. Ya goddamn squirrel erections...

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3/22/14 - What can we say about this unholy tour? it pretty much speaks for itself, but you can probably expect to get some graveyard dirt on your dick.

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2/22/14 - Just a reminder to send in your reviews, interviews and goddamn mental opinions in for issue #3!!!

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2/21/14 - Headsplit's proud to announce that it has joined forces with Extractor Studios! If your band needs killer recordings for one of the best deals in town, shoot us a line! 

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2/20/14 - You probably want to get to this show.  It'll make a man outta you yet, even if you're a chick!!!

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1/29/14 - Well FAMINE FEST is done and over until next year.  Great job to Chris Nukala for putting that shit on!!! and thanks to all who supported Headsplit Mobile Command.  Enjoy your shirts and Ltd. EXTRA BLACK versions of Headsplit Magazine #2!!! As usual if you want the shit check out our new Merch section and cuntact ass.

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1/10/14 - After a new years of hard drinking, partying, shows, strip clubs, fucking and barfing.  We remembered it was time to get back to business, time to bring you rhino faced bastards a mouthful of the biggest shit sandwhich we've ever conjured up.  Headsplit Magazine #2!!! This baby is loaded with goods... Available at Blackwater Records, Sandy Everyday Music, 2nd ave Records, FWC(Chinatown), Powells, Headsplit Mobile Command...

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12/8/13 - The HSR Releases page has been updated, the ones that aren't on there are lost in the pits and will be found in time..

::Out Next::

Mentors - To The Max (1st ever time on cassette - will include poster and sticker probably

Bludgeon - Gun Man (old school Portland Oregon thrash metal demo from 1990)

Lord Gore - Dark Lords Of The Cyst demo reissue

Savior - Brutal Tradition cassette

Skullsplitter album first time on cassette for this out of print cd

Sadistik Exekution - Live In Selinas 1991 cassette

Cemetery Lust - Screams Of The Violated & Orgies Of Abomination cassette versions

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12/1/13 - Hey ya salamander buttholes, we want to see your reviews on any new releases you think need attention.  With your spermissions it will be in Headsplit Magazine #2!!!

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11/28/13The dawn of 2014 is upon us, and we got a fat load of goods in store for YOU HEADSPLIT FAN FUKKKS!!! New merch, magazine #2, various Headsplit unleashings, sexual advice, Uncle Drokkers Secret Chili, and raw pterodactyl porn!!! stay pooned..

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11/3/13 - If you wanna put some hair on you balls or twat, you best show up here!!!VVV